“Man on the bus has dreadlocks AND a top hat. As you do.”
“I’m sure the _____’s on my bus are really nice people, but I wish someone would introduce them to soap…”
“There is a crazy lady on the bus. She is carrying out a full conversation with herself and keeps looking to her right as though there is someone there… The crazy people scare me.”
“Thanks to the Asian student who sneezed on me as he sat down behind me on the bus… or not.”
“Every single other seat on this bus is vacant, why do you have to sit on the one directly behind me?”
“Serious IQ deficiencies on the bus this morning. Possibly some circular family trees too…”
“Bus smells odd. Like a mixture of vinegar and superglue. I blame the old people.”
“For some stupid reason the bus is moving at walking pace forcing all other traffic to drive around us. Driver has either misplaced the accelerator or is trying to cause an accident. Irritating.”
“If we only learn one thing from public transport, it must be that some people should not be allowed to breed.”
“The town weirdo is on the bus, I know he’s probably just screwed in the head but he freaks all the passengers out (me included)”